Our you-beaut virtual fundraiser!

Wendy Harmer and the We Love Warringah Team.

Let's face it friends - it's winter.

Footy, fog and cold feet don't mix with fund-raisers. (Believe me, I've done thousands of these things and I know!)

Warringah Council, voted "most dodgy" for three-sackings running, needs new and trustworthy councillors.

Here's how you can do your bit for democracy and feel good without walking out your front door!!

For a measly $25 a head (sent via this website from your cosy place), you, your partner, family and friends can be VIP (no-show) guests at the We Love Warringah virtual fundraiser - on a date of your choice.

• No cheap wine, dodgy dips or draughty halls.
• No designated drivers.
• No crummy raffles for stuff you don't need.
• No silent auction for unmemorable memorabilia.
• No baby-sitters. No bad seating plans, boring speeches, tinny PA's, dud comedians.
• No pathetic last-minute, grovelling excuses for not turning up.
• No horrifying paparazzi shots that make you look like Paris Hilton's dog!

Yes, it's the A-List fundraising bash you haven't been waiting for!!

AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME!!

So . . . call us, send off the $$$ and sit back in front of the telly, secure in the knowledge that the Forces of Democracy are at work for you while you rest.

We'll bring you integrity, accountability and honest government while you slumber!

Phew! It's magic. It's cheap . . . And you can network from under the doona!

Looking forward to not seeing you . . .

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